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lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.
matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?
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The hottest actor to play Doctor Who ever! He is so good looking you actually fall off your sofa when watching Doctor Who.
Who is the sexiest Doctor Who?
Matt Smith.
Too right sister!
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Host of the popular Atheist Experience public access television show in Texas. Also the president of the ACA (Atheist Community of Austin).
Leads the atheist movement from a very good angle. Being a former Southern Baptist himself, he has an incredible ability to explain logical, evidence based concepts to Christians on his show with patience. Being passionate about what he's doing, not always without frustration. If he's going to change his mind, he needs some evidence (Shouldn't everyone? Oh yeah, Christians don't).
Don't preach or he'll put you on hold. Keep preaching and he'll hang up on you. Be intellectually dishonest, I've even seen this guy say the "F" word. Some people want to "punch him in the face for Jesus," simply to demonstrate how kind and loving religion is.
Richard Dawkins is to intelligence as Matt Dillahunty is to helping people understand. Matt Dillahunty vs. Ray Comfort. I won't die happy if I don't get to see this.
Matt Dillahunty can swallow swords. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed, Chuck Norris wears Matt Dillahunty Pajamas to bed. Calling atheism a religion is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby.
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When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.
I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.
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A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
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Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.
Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter
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The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land
Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.
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