The act of posting your stock losses to a social media site.
Got my ass kicked in the market today, time to post my loss porn.
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Articles or videos online (prevalently in the blogosphere) that mainly talk about the collapse of either the financial world or the
world in its entirety. People can develop a fascination/addiction reading about this stuff (much like people who watch regular porn).
Just read an article over at <popular, bleeding edge financial website> to read about how the dollar is going to take a shit. I had to get my doom porn fix for the day.
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Extremely bad and cheesy acting, like that seen in pornography.
*Really cheesy movie playing*
Viewer: God, this is such porn acting.
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Porn that is "duped" (duplicated) from its original source and endlessy re-titled with junk websites touting things like "Free Viagra" or "Grow your penis larger" on free porn sites and re-appears endlessy as you scroll through the pages.
Like a strange ghost, the long deceased porn actress re-appeared endlessy in garbage roto porn postings on the free porn site.
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The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.
Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.
Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?
Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.
Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.
A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.
Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.
Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.
It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
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