Somatotype Shotgun is the situation that regardless of who calls shotgun in the vehicle to be used, someone automatically gets the shotgun due to their girth or height etc, for convenience.
Darnell: "Shotgun!"
Matt: "Unlucky Darnell, Paul gets Somatotype Shotgun, he weighs 16st 5lb and my rear suspension just can't take the load."
Darnell: "Fair one."
The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
Dude I totally Sloppy Shotgunned Dita last night, there was cum everywhere...
Used to describe someone who is extremely manipulative, controlling, and self-satisfied, unaware their actions or behavior will eventually result in their own misfortune or downfall.
After years of beating his wife and giving her the shotgun treatment, she finally left him
The girl rolls a blunt, smokes it, turns it around and blow the smoke out the mouth piece of the blunt. She would take a shotgun hit and then deepthroat until I cum, then exhale the smoke after depositing your load in her throat.
She did a shotgun deepthroat!
The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)
Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.
A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose
Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose