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Beer, esp. a light variety (e.g. ale, lager, etc.)
Ah, Saturday afternoon on the patio - crack me open an amber wine!
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When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.
Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?
Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"
Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense
Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
If a woman treats her man special on Valentine's Day, then he will treat her special two months later on April 14th. Since women don't want flowers or teddy bears, her special day consists of a glass of vino and some 69!
Keelie: Do you know what day it is today?
Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge
When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass
Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!
*high fives*
This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"
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the food and drink favored by the Beaver Boys, two party/club boys who have been known to ditch their superhot dates in order to consume these delicacies. the ratio of shrimp-to-white-wine must be perfectly balanced or else one or both Beaver Boy(s) goes into septic shock.
After an active night in the clubs doing the Richardson Richardson and the Shrimp Walk, the Beaver Boys love to eat lots of shrimp and white wine which they often puke out all over themselves.
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