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Oral sex while playing Mario Kart
"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people
That fighter is such a "horror toad" she always says bad things about everyone she meets
In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.
- similar to UPS
Propeller Toad Transportation is amazing.
a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his
1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord
Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include
* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........
RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.
Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back
Eww that feels like a wet toad