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A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.
"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."
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The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.
I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio
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Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.
This is a step beyond cougaring, because
This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.
Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!
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-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
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someone who tries to add class to themselves by adding bling or tag
hey man that bling round your neck just makes you look like a rat with a gold tooth
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A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup
Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth
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