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When I touch down we can get married
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When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.
"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"
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When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.
Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....
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An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing
Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
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A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.
When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.
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not gay if someone says no-homo before after the action of touching tips
touching tips tn but gonna say no homo
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