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To become fire trucked a man dips his dick in a bucket of red paint and then stabs another in the forehead.
"wow dude what happened to your forehead?"
"ah i got fire trucked"
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n. A large American pickup truck owned and driven by an ignorant male redneck. Such a truck will have one or more of the following characteristics:
(1) Is used primarily for general personal transportation and not for heavy hauling.
(2) Equipped with a gun rack
(3) Bears red-white-blue ribbon stickers, yellow "God Bless the Troops" ribbon stickers, Confederate battle flag stickers, pissing Calvin, or other stickers such as "God Bless America," the NRA, George W. Bush, "Death to Faggots, Ragheads" and similar Christian themes, etc. May be adorned with a Jesus fish, although this symbol is more frequently associated with the soccer mom's minivan or SUV.
(4) Driven aggressively and in a manner overtly hostile to non-redneck vehicles.
(5) Equipped with prominent CB antennas or, increasingly, amateur radio antennas.
(6) Is the redneck's most prized possession, after his woman. Even his home has lesser personal and monetary value. The 'neck will take great pains to wash and wax his truck.
(7) Psychologists agree that perceived penile inadequacy motivates the purchasing and flaunting of this truck. The driver often seeks to affirm his masculinity by driving the gas-guzzling vehicle as often as possible and frequently with no particular reason.
Every morning, Joe drove his redneck truck to work at the peanut factory, and every evening, Joe drove his redneck truck to night school where he was finishing his GED. Every Sunday, Joe drove himself and Winnie-Mae in the redneck truck to the First Baptist Church and in the evening to the KKK barbeque.
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A sexual position in which the male bends over and sticks his dick backwards between his legs and the girl backs up onto his dick while making beeping noises like a Mack Truck. Variations include the Wide Load (women in excess of 200 lbs.)
Guy: Yo my girlfriend pulled the Mack Truck yesterday. I nutted everywhere
Other Guy: Dude thats so ballin. Did you try the Alaskan pipeline after?
Guy: No I've been constipated for weeks so I didn't have any frozen shits laying around
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An already shitty truck that undergoes expensive paint jobs, decals and body kits as well as being lowered several inches in an attempt to hide the trucks shittyness. Owners of said truck usualy make such modifications to make up for small penis size.
person 1:Ima gonna lower mah 95 nissan pick up and chrome da wheels
person 2: Hahah you faggot, nice penis truck
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Something larger than life, ridiculous proportion, extremely uncalled for, completely outrageous
That chicks tits are fuckin' monster truck. or Remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? That was fuckin monster truck!
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A women who is mentally fragile - she is on her way to a break down.
That chick has just hit 30 and like all chicks that hit 30 and are single she is desperately looking for a bloke and is very on edge, she could melt down any moment - she is such a tow truck.
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An excess of black or jewish people in one area. The term is often used by people either joking around or racist people. A nuc truck is commonly found around night clubs, golf courses, or malls.
I went to the party but I left cause it was a total nuc truck. While I was at the mall, I had to leave cause it was a Nuc Truck.
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