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tucker is an amazing person all around. He has beautiful eyes and a great personality. Loves his family and friends. Tucker’s are also hot and love dogs. They’re typically country boys and like jeans. Make the girls swoon. Is great in relationships because he’s so caring
girl: omg do you know tucker?
girl 2: yes!! he’s husband material
Usually a dumb ass does dumb shit
Penis size: 1inch
Has a thicc ass tho
Jerks off like a maniac
Shit he says: bithc *moans* cum faster
Little bit bi (or acts like it)
Mysterious creature
Tucker’s cock is too small lol.
Tucker is usually a dog. A jack Russell mostly. Hes very active and always humping someone or something. He likes to lick his bum a lot and he is very attractive.
owner 1: Tucker stop humping my leg.
owner 2: Tucker stop licking your bum hole.
A dark minded guy who's actually kinda funny and is pretty fun to be around. Downfall is his confidence, which surpasses anyone I've ever known. Also kinda violent but can be charming.
A fake fucker. A person who does not believe a single word he says because it is coming out of his prostituted mouth.
Meme from The Other 98%: A company using fake cream has to label it ‘Kreme.’ Fake cheese has to labeled ‘Cheez.’
FOX should be forced to label their content as ‘Nooz’
Therefore: He cannot believe what he’s saying; he’s such a Tucker!
A red-neck term for an erection that is currently tucked into your waistband
Boahy: shucks paw I made it to my fird annual chaw chewin contest then I got myself a Tucker and lost to some poot hollering chaw gleckin som bitch
Paw: I’ll never be proud of you boahy
A TERRIBLE brother. The type that is sure to let you down, cuss you out, and belittle you no matter how much you love him or how much you do for him. No matter how much you try he will NEVER give a shit about you. You are nothing but a burden to him.
What the fuck, Tucker.