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sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.
the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
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people who either
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above
me: *post epic picture*
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes
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OTD: when someone loves tumblr so much they become addicted, delete their social life, live forever alone, eat a lot, and have more followers than friends.
Boy: Hey Lindsay, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)
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Most Loyal, caring people you could meet online. They always know whats up. Probably the nicest fandom. they can have their mood swings, especially when it comes to Jelena. but they all have Justin's and each others backs. They are oveflowing with swag.
Person: "Tumblr Beliebers have swag."
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1. Aesthetics
2. Fandoms
3. Social Justice
4. Memes
5. Porn
DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?
Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?
a small part of tumblr made up of intellectuals that doesn't spend their time obsessing over fandoms or bands and instead tries to keep themselves scientifically literate by reading scientific articles and wants every body to be educated and care about science.
The other part of tumblr occasionally asks the science side random questions that are more often than not ignored whitch leads to the other side of tumblr questioning if the science side exists at all.
"Science side of tumblr does mayo work as good lube?"
*science side rolls their eyes and continues to ponder about the universe and read a Carl Sagan quote*
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A tumblr gf is a female you've never met with an attractive blog. A link to your tumblr gf's blog is featured on your main page menu links. You promote each other and are super cute.
"-About me
-If you're feeling down
-tumblr gf"
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