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He is the king of twinkies and the lord of twinkers don’t get on his bad side because he has minions on his side he is also known as a wizard because of how much of an advanced twinker he is
Man that ole twinky man Harris
A sandwich created by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, and featured in the movie "UHF".
It is created by turning a twinkie over, making a cut down the middle (just like a hot dog bun), putting a cooked hotdog in the split, and topping it with spray cheese.
After this process is complete, some hardcore fans of the sandwich would then dip it in milk as that is the proper way to eat it.
Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.
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Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.
Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.
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The action of inserting A halved twinkie into the rectum and vagina of a female and than proceeding to suck the cream center out with your mouth
I was craving a twinkie so my girlfriend suggested that i should twinkie dinkie her.
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A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health.
Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.
Friend 2: What do you mean?
Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
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The act of shoving a Twinkie up ones' Vagina, waiting two hours, and then proceeding to lick it as it comes out. Waiting two hours allows the twinkie to absorb the pussy juice, creating a very distinct taste.
I was so happy! My wife had the Twinkie Push-Pop all ready when i came home!
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A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.
I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.
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