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This is a sexual act between a male and female, who is on her menstrual cycle. This intercourse is based on a position where the man penetrates the woman’s vaginal area from behind while she is on her knees and arms, also known as the doggy style position. During this process, the man may slip and enter her anal cavity as he pounds the woman due to her vaginal discharge of blood. When this occurs, this sexual intercourse position has transitioned from doggy style to the Ultimate Hot Dog position. The Ultimate Hot Dog is based on the metaphor, which the man’s penis represents the weiner inside the bun of the female’s buttocks with red ketchup sauce all around.
As Christiano pounded away aggresively at Biancas massacred vagina, his penis slipped from the bloody mess and found its way deep inside her asshole. The ultimate hot dog was born.
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What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.
1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)
----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)
----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)
----quarter mile----
4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)
----quarter mile----
Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.
First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED
Recommended for people over the age of 13.
Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
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Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).
The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.
1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.
2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.
3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).
Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?
It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.
"Dammit...they're playing that Total Eclipse song again...my girlfriend's gonna want to slow dance with me now, FUCK!"
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To high five your fried/partner during a threesome to celebrate your sexual accomplishment.
So you and your friend got really shitfaced at this girls/guys house and they end up screwing you and your friend (a threesome) at the same time and to celebrate you high five your friend. ULTIMATE HIGH FIVE!!
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A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.
Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday
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When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.
Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.
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