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When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?
Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.
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The act of preforming oral sex on a memeber of the female gender, while she is on her period.
Guy 1: I just went down on my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Why is there blood all over your mouth?
Guy 1: It was Vampiric Cunnilingus
Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom
i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices
I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet
a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.
"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."
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When a guy eats a girl out while she’s on her period.
“Omg, did you hear? Apparently, Tom gave Jessica a Vampires Kiss the other day. She was super freaked out!”
a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks
We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.
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