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When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.
(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!
The pattern that appears on one’s wenis (elbow) region when one leans against a patterned object.
“Yo dude, this chair gave me the worst wenis waffle”
A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.
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Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.
Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.
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Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.
When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"
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When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
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when you crap on someone's laptop keyboard and close the lid
I left you a QWERTY waffle for lunch.
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