paul walkered

When you get injured and your best friend steals your girlfriend. It's referring to the scene in Varsity Blues when Paul Walker hurts his knee and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This really adds insult to injury.

Dude I tore my ACL in last night's game and totally got Paul Walkered. My girlfriend hooked up with my best friend at the after party.

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fat walker

A woman of large girth.

Check out that fat walker!

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case walker

An underaged girl getting intimate with older boys/men, 2+ years apart which sometimes leads to a lawsuit or as the name suggests case.

Haters: "Damn that lil hoe a "Case Walker"

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J.J. Walker

a drink. a mixture of Tropical Punch Kool Aid and Patron.

-"Did we drink all of that Patron, foo?"
-"nah, still got half a fif in the freezer."
-"get me one of dem J.J. Walker's den."
-"aight den, fo sho"

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Glow Walker

Glow Walker (G.W.R.) Describes the modern post y2k person whose lives are more or less their social media avatar’s journey. The Glow Walker has no real grounded soul, family, or nurture unit. The Glow Walker prefers friends or “cyber” friends to traditional family or social groups. The lack of so many social norms in the modern Glow Walker’s life fuels the need and desire to constantly witness other people’s realties and lives unfold on TV and Online to feel alive.

The Glow Walker is an automation organism that self generates their energy through feeding from the live charge the real human achiever’s radiate. Glow Walker’s always want reality TV show moments their own lives but never have real lives worth watching. Glow Walker consistently Glow Walk into any and every situation searching for someone else’s life that glows brightly. As a result, they can never be fulfilled. Glow Walker’s are raised and schooled by the American media culture, and more centrally, by fellow Glow Walker media culture graduates and peers. Their chief mode of operation is gaining stimulation and fulfillment from the study of others to create the simulation of fullness and excitement in their own lives. However, the reality that a self actualized person possesses from actual human interaction and personal development during their live’s trials and triumphs can not be “absorbed” and implemented through the study or worship of celebrities, athletes, achievers etc.

She calls her boyfriend a "hard core sportsman" although he's only watched sports on tv his whole life and has attempted to participate in any sports himself much less even gone to a live sporting event, their both total glow walkers.

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beach-walkers

Shoes used to walk along the beach;
Flip-flops, thong sandals.

You look crazy wearing those beach-walkers with those socks..

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Herschel Walker

Winter beverage consisting of half-coffee, half-hot chocolate.

If it were the summer I would enjoy an Arnold Palmer, however being as its the winter I will instead enjoy a Herschel Walker.

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