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a nice southern way of asking for cranberry juice
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“you want some cranberry juice?”
“yes I diddly darn do billy.”
This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.
1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?
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When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...
Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"
*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3
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A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.
Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"
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(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".
A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...
B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?
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when the audio file "nigga stole my bike" from ytmnd.com is played in reverse, you can clearly hear nigga's sole reason for stealing your bike. he wants chicken, and he will steal any bike he has to in order to acquire his chicken.
i asked nigga if he stole my bike and he said "yep i want chicken"! why must nigga always steal bikes and eat chicken?
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a very bad outcome; serious trouble or a big mess; a beatdown.
"Dude you keep saying that and you're gonna get something you don't want."
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