Watermelon Party

A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.

Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?

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watermelon sugar

pussy juice or dick juice (we don’t discriminate here) that harry cant live without and that apparently tastes like strawberries

“i don’t know if i could ever go without watermelon sugar high”

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Watermelon sugar

Styles sings about berries , being a man's balls , blowing up his ass , nice and warm like a summer feeling .watermelon sugar up his ass .

Yo , Styles want sum mah watermelon sugar up yo ass now boy , coz Mah balls full again after yo sucked em dry.

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Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.

I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb

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watermelon on a stick

Being with a distorted body.

Where as the head is 10 times as big as their body.

Damn that Seb Beddingfield's a watermelon on a stick.

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dranking watermelon

Beyonce being her fine self and enjoying some watermelon on a hot summer's day. Most likely alongside her husband, Jay-Z and their daughter, Blue Ivy.

I've been dranking watermelon.

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watermelon sugared

Having performed oral sex on someone
or
Having had oral sex performed on you

“How’d it go with Harry last night?”
“He watermelon sugared me all night, best hookup ever.”

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