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That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.
Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
In the game of cribbage, when a player leads with a 4, it is described as "weaponized", since there is no card in the deck which can be played that when added to 4 can total 15.
I lead with a Weaponized 4; you have been weaponized.
It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon
Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon
A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.
For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3
I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.
Any weapon with a comical appearance or can be used in meme-worthy ways.
The Holy Mackeral from TF2 is an absolute meme weapon. All it is is a fish wrapped in newspaper.
A student currently attending Gannon University, known for his cunning academic wizardry and goes by the name Braeden Soboleski.
Did you guys hear about The Academic Weapon? That kid is a stud.