Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.

Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!

Whoremal Wear

The type of outfit that a lady of the night or the like would wear to a gala or reception. Although she may find it tasteful, it is exactly the opposite.

Hey Angel (name of said lady), I can see you are in your finest whoremal wear tonight.

Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price

“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

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Hef Wear

A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes, smoking jackets, and pajamas.

Dude1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Dude2: "You never know when the ladies will stop by."

Dude1: "Your Hef Wear is really the shizzle. Now all you need is the money and the honies."

Apocho wear

A type of fashion formed by kayon Atkinson it is characterized by cheap to expensive clothing usually loose and long flowing at the joints to protect against different types of temp. And weather conditions while traveling . While at the same time being characterized by snug fit on the limbs to preserve warmth .the tightness of fit is usually reversed in the opposing season...for people who may be staying out door for longer periods of time.

We are headed to the park today although it's snow I'll be alright because I'm in Apocho wear