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when you nut in your homie and forget to say no homo
*nuts in homie*
You: Fuck yeah i cum all over u
Homie: You forgot to say no homo!
You and Homie: Zoo Wee Mama
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Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea
What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea
Started on the popular children's book series, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid", following Greg as the protagonist, and his best friend, Rowley, who made the word to be a catchphrase, spawning a genre of memes about it.
person 1: Cant this balloon go any faster?
person 2: whatever you want kid.
(fly's into space)
person 1: ZOO WEE MAMA!!!
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Urine, typically discharged first thing in the morning, which smells somewhat like the eponymous breakfast cereal. The effect is worse when the urinator is dehydrated, often after a few beers or more the night before. Like faeces, the smell may linger a while after flushing the toilet.
Darling, you could have warned me that was going to be a sugar puffs wee. Now I'll have to wait another 5 minutes before I have a shower!
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A sexist (and generally racist) term used for males solving an argument by comparing the size or length of specific body parts.
Gal: President Obama is really calling out the Senators about health insurance reform.
Guy: Yeah, he's not afraid to get wee-wee'd up.
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A saying to describe an item of clothing someone is wearing which is clearly too small for him. This is on the knowledge that if your are wearing something that is your wee brother's (little brother's) then it will be too small as your little brother would be often a lot smaller than you. This term is also used less commonly for something too big for you in which you would call your "Dad's top" or your "big brother's" top, again going on the knowledge that these people are probably a lot bigger. Obviously the term "top" refers only to a Tshirt but it can be used similarly when describing trousers as your "wee brother's trousers" but this phrase is not often used. To use this phrase on somebody is seen as an insult insinuating that either they cannot afford their own clothes or that they are too fat to fit into a certain garment of clothing. It usually results in laughter for those observing, as well as the victim of the joke being embarrassed and hard pressed to think of a come back.
That's rich coming from the guy wearing his Wee Brother's Top!
Fucking hell, are your Wee Brother's Trousers tight enough at the bulge
God sake man, what size is that, it looks like youe Dad's top
an expression used to express surprise or excitement.
Shane: "we're throwing Rosalie a surprise party"
Rhudy: "is it gonna be so surprising that she'll scream ZOO WEE MAMA!"?
Shane: "I hate you Rhudy."
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