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One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.
The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...
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The award that goes to the person that made themselves really look like a rookie. Whether its saying something dumb,doing something stupid, or just making an ass out of themselves all together, they may just be the rookie of the week.
Me and the guys were walking back out to the engine. I had all the groceries in my arms, and a hot girl walked by right as I droped them.
"You must be the rookie" she said, and when we got back to the house, I was given the rookie of the week title.
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Menstruation; a woman's period
Big booty Keisha is having her hell week, so as her bff, y'all niggas need to find another dtf bitch, okurr
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Born on 18 December 1980 This is one raging homosexual from Devon, loves the cock, tries look at your dick when he goes to the toilet with you, isn't many lads this bloke hasn't slept with. also known for his love for beastiality. this person is currant bad from keeping pets for life dure the horrific nature he inflicted on the poor defensive farm animals and even the one time with the poor little goldfish .
Derek Weeks Many gay and lesbian people are in committed same-sex relationships. These relationships are equivalent to heterosexual relationships in essential psychological respects.Homosexual relationships and acts have been admired, as well as condemned, throughout recorded history, depending on the form they took and the culture in which they occurred. Since the end of the 19th century, there has been a movement towards increased visibility, recognition and legal rights for homosexual people, including the rights to marriage and civil unions, adoption and parenting, employment, military service, and equal access to health care
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That off-time, the week after paycheck week, when you feel like you're working for no pay, like a robot.
Can't go to any restaurants with you, Linda. It's Robot Week for me. Ramen all week is my speed!
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Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."
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A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.
"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."
For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"
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