Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

well skin

To describe a person that is really thin, used in Southern England

that girl there is well skin

taylor wells

Taylor is chill and lit. She loves animals . Blonde taylors are the best.

Taylor wells is lit

well dipping

The action of putting ones nuts into a vagina, instead of using the shaft.

I went well dipping with my buddy last night.

charlie wells

A very over weight man with no muscle strength.

Very unhealthy and found eating cookies with a little kid

Charlie wells stop eating cookies

Well gone

Drunk, passed mental state in which one is unable to think.

Mike “are you okay”
Nathan “nah I’m well gone”