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The sexual act originating in Hanover PA where a man slathers his wiener in beef chili and liquid cheese and then has intercourse with a large farm animal, preferably a cow, but a horse will also suffice in a pinch.
Hey man did you hear that Scott got fired from his job because he got caught giving the cow in the field across from his work the Famous Hot Wiener?!
Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.
Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.
A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.
aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!
an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal
She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.
In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.
the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.
When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.
Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"
When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.