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A smart move made by a marketer in order to associate the wii with normal everyday teen life.
To make such a word, you first have to take something which relates to teens, say... you use the word "reflexes" for instance. Then you take said word and redefine it into "wii-flexes" and of course you write something positive about the word aswell like "Ungodly reflexes possessed by a wii-player" and there you go!
Now you have a new and kewl word which is likely to be picked up for a bit by all the players of the wii console and redistributed since it's now a fad. Also, you now also have a free advertising channel in the urbandictionary aswell.
dude1: what the hell are all these idiotic "wii" words for?
dude2: I dunno, beats me.
*marketer2 from the word wii-kend strolls by*
Marketer2: Hello, this is a Wii-lly FANTASTIC day guys! take a Wii stroll out and enjoy the sunshine, it's Wii-kked!
*both dudes look at him like he's crazy*
Marketer2: whaat? you don't like my wii-ral advertising campaign? it's the best! and FREE!
*both dude1 and dude2 simultaneously pull out guns and shoot the moronic marketer2 dead on the spot*
Dude1: yeah, so.. uhm, wanna play some Wii at my place?
Dude2: sure, but please don't use any more stupid Wii words alright?
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A video game that works on the Wii (obviously). It's all about racing and battling each other with Wii Wheels (sold seperately)
I beat my sister at Mario Kart Wii (whoohoo!)
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when you clean your house JUST enough to be able to play the wii.
"Hey man did you clean up the pad?"
"No dude, wii Clean the House and got baked"
9👍 2👎
Someone who is bad at playing the Wii.
I was playing with some Wii-tard last night, he sucks.
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The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.
"I choose Waluigi!"
"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"
"What Wii remo-"
"FBI OPEN UP!!!"
Playing drinking games with the Wii.
Wii Bowling, every time some one gets a strike, every one else has to crush a full beer. Or they have to take a drink for every pin you knock down.
Oh snap, 3 back to back strikes has got me wii-ble wobbling!!
wii wiible wiible wobble wiible wobbling wiible wobblin
An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.
Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.