Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

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winter bitch face

When a white woman's resting bitch face is magnified by the fact that:

1. It's winter
2. She's deathly pale from not tanning

Not a pleasant sight.

Friend 1: It's mad brickoutside.
Friend 2: Yeah. Froze my testicles off .
Friend 1: And what up with Liz? She pissed at me?
Friend 2: Nah, she cool. It's just her winter bitch face.

homo winter gear

Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.

Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.

"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.

Mid-winter crisis

When you wish it was summer during winter

"I went through a mid-winter crisis last week."

winter girl

A female that tends to have an extra 10-25 pounds packed on year round, in anticipation of a surprise ice age.

Oh my God Paul! We're surrounded by winter girls!

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Going South for the Winter

Oral sex given in celebration of the holiday season.

Guy 1: "Aren't you glad Christmas is coming up?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, by the way, how did your date go last night.
Guy 1: "It went great."
Guy 2: "Going South for the Winter, I see."
Guy 1: "Yep."

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Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.

Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.

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