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a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang
freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently
by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert
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the worm like shit plug extruded from the end of the penis when you go to take a leak after a long night of butt-sex.
"Honey, come look at the size of this turd-worm. Want to go fishing?
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a disease suffered by many, the effects being an oustoundingly long yet thin penis that seems to have a life of its own and detaches itself when all sperm has been retracted.
OMG worm cock Jack lawrence
jack: hey ladies lets get sexytime on
ladies: ok take them off
jack: (ripps down trousers even though experienceing past anal dripage)
ladies: wtf! you have a worm in your pants
jack: :'( thats my penis!
ladies: ew it slapped me in the face,
(big magpie sweeps down and eats it and takes it to its chhicks.)
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When underage girls enjoy your company all the way up to the point of them turning legal.
Man that guy seems to really attract the younger audience, but not the legal aged ones. Sure does sound like another case of worms disease.
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The sexual act of an uncircumcised man wearing 3 ribbed condoms and thrashing a woman's anus after she has taken a crap, then getting the woman to bite the top of the condom and blow the load in her face.
Chad: Hey Dave, what are you doing tonight?
Dave: I was gonna slip your mom the dirty worm then explode on her face.
Chad: ... Sounds fun!
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The Disease of Richard Simmons
he has one serious case of spandex worm
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A space worm is when one guy sticks his fingers up another guys ass. It should only done through clothing otherwise it is considered gay. It is considered a game guys play. It originated in Northern Indiana
"Man i just got spaced wormed while i was taking a piss and it caught me off guard and i pissed all overmyself
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