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When you cum on a flat chested girl's boobs
I totally made her a yogurt pancake
white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog
me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭
When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.
*Midst of having sex*
Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."
Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"
*Splat*
a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
my bully will just be a victim of my Urban Yogurt Trap
very tasty and suitable for lactose intolerant people because these have tons of maltose. milk and yogurt