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Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.
Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
Referring to the areas of your body that make you giggle when rubbed up against someone else’s zones, in brief it’s your privates, your junk, your saucy bits
Some nudist: I have vowed to never constrain my giggle zones with earthy fabrics
Rob: ma’am this is a Walmart please put on some clothes I don’t care that you’ve decide to reveal your giggle zones to the world
The period of time of female orgasm aftermath when the man has the free zone to pleasure as he pleases.
“She’s normally not in to butt stuff, but I got it in during the Oh-zone”
“After she got in the Oh-zone, she let me fuck her foot for the first time”
You have entered the Ma'am Zone when store employees stop calling you miss and start calling you Ma'am.
That cashier called me Ma'am. Oh God, have I really entered the Ma'am Zone?
A place in Malaysia that consist of Selangor and The Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur state which is both most densely populated state in Malaysia. Both of this state sometimes shared the same district and were known for a place to do business. They were named 'zone 45' because of their postcode which is 4xxxx(Selangor) and 5xxxx(Kuala Lumpur).
A: Is Perak near the zone 45?
B: Yes, just at the north of them
The zone further out than the brother zone
Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her