An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces
Did John shit in the hall again !?
Are there lego pieces?!
Yes !
When your John af means your zooted and booted like my nigga john💯
When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.
Peter: who is a johns?
Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!
He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
girl 1: You know John?
girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.
John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.