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having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.
Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay
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getting burned (mentally)
you just got burnt like buttered toast
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a youtuber who isn't alive, he was slain on Friday the 13th.
I ate Minh Gune Like Yes whole.
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a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.
"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"
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First You Must Speak in an Asian Accent
Example:
Tyler: Hey James
James: Oh Herro
Tyler: Bahaha
James: You like dah noodle?
Tyler: 0.o The Fuck..
James: (walks away with smile)
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That base jumper's got balls like church bells
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The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
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