the perfect 2020 definition
x: in what year are we?
y: in the poop fire
An action of pooping with no shirt, top or blouse on. This is due to the fact that the shit smell lingers with you so you are avoiding the stench rising up into your shirt. Doing this action will avoid you smelling like poop after taking a shit.
He got naked to shit so he didn’t have a poop tent created.
What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.
When you just want to eat shit
Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER
Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
The act of taking a dump without turning the lights on. The darker the better
Bro 1 : I just took a nice space poop!
Bro 2: I love those. It really feels like you’re on the moon
When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.
Holy sh- poop
A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.