I see what you did there

A phrase of obvious sarcasm, used in message boards and the like, to point out that a previous post was not funny even though the creator of the unfunny post thought it was.

See also:
STFU, GTFO, gb2/

Poster 1: Hay guys I just insulted some kid in an online forum! HAHAHAHAHA

Poster 2: I see what you did there.

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what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

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Yo MJ What up Dog?

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.

Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

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what do you do with pasta

“What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps

“Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”

“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN”

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That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

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What's behind door number one

1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.

2. Severe consequence.

"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"

"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"

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Duh What Time Is It Girl

Some stupid girl that I went to a gifted program summer thing with ten years ago. I only saw her once on the playground and she said "Duh What Time is It" and it was so fucking funny. She was a 'tard.

she sucks cock good though, fo' a reta'd!

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