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When a cross-dressing man sees himself as a father figure to a girl roughly his age, such that they could be sisters.
I met this billionaire the other day and he offered to be my daddy. But he was wearing a cocktail dress and looked like he could be my sister. So he’s my sister daddy <3 I asked him to marry me but he said no
What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna
Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!
Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!
Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?
Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.
Worst insult in the world could quite possibly end the world.
1: ur mom gey
2: don’t make me
1: please don’t
2: ur daddy a faggy
*world ends*
Men on public transit that will try to pick up unsuspecting female-bodied people. Possibly equivalent to discount sugar daddies.
All three of my bus daddies helped my friend and I get back on our feet after a terrifying encounter with a reverse bird.
random person1: Gaywad
Random person2: I'd rather be a geywad then a NO DADDY!
A sugar daddy, but for social status and friendship. Though it can be sexual, but it doesn't have to.
'Why are Sandra and Anna constantly around Josh from 12th grade?'
-Oh, they need a new social daddy.