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national send a tit pic to your boy friend.
no excuses
girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*
guy: oh thanks
9th December
If you know a Tom - Get it all out on the 19th December.
It’s time to chat shit! 💩
Tom : fuck’s sake, is it chat shit about Tom day? /s
Bro : yeah, it’s the 19th December, duh!
A person who treats the last day of the year like a holiday and do their yearly pillage to New York Los Angeles or New Orleans to celebrate and watch the ball drop they always wear the classes that stay which year it is drink heavily parties And have a good time
I'm an atheist I do not celebrate Easter Christmas or Sunday service but I treat the last day of the year like a holiday
I'm A December 31ster
you are not allowed to play genshin impact
Alex: I'm gonna play gi
: You can't
Alex: Why not?
: Because it's December 5
my friend's birthday xd wish him happy bday
heyy L(his initial) happy bday cuz its december 5
National throw a shoe at your friend day!
A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
December 5th is national ask out your crush day!
Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th