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(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
When you masturbate two times in a row.
"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."
When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.
Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.
Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?
Act of two men fucking a virgin male, at the same time.
Two dicks in once gay virgin ass.
Guy 1 :"Dude his ass was so tight"
Guy 2 : "I know! Who would have thought that he could take both of us at once!"
Guy 1 :"We'll have to try double teaming a tight end again!"
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a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
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When you take a Burger King Buck double and split it at the pattties and put another Buck double inside the two meat patties with buns to make one singe sandwich out of two buck doubles.
I much prefer a Buck Double Gang Bang over a MCGangbang
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An Ice cream flavor that is made with breast milk.
Ice cream Man:Who wants ice cream?
Kid:Ooh!Can I get Double D Dipple Nipple
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