(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
a thiccness of toes rubbing up aganist a mans left 200th strand of hair
he gave me a high toe job
1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.
2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.
Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.
When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.
The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.
A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
noun:
The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.
Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...