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A pill that sits ladies on your dick before you can say pinapple.
Steve" i need dem penis pillz my man
Carol"your goonna need a pretty penny for doze high end drugs dudett
Steve"FUCKIN AYE MATE SHARON IS WAITIN FOR ME AT THE VENDY. AND DEY ONLY GOT THOSE EXTRA SMALL RUBBERS!!
carol"what u willin to spend michachoss
Steve" ill give ya some tostitos....
Carol"take it and run amegosss,run like the wind with my "penis enlargment pills"
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Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
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When someone has a very large penis, you can refer to him as big penis boy.
Damn, you're hung like a horse you big penis boy. That looks like a 30 incher!
I mean that is a big penis boy, he is dibision bun for sure
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Your virtual penis size is this:
NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE
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When a male friend is dating a well known slut. Can Also be referred to as a PBBA
Dude, Scotty's dating Suzy Slutbag? What a PBBA (Penis Breath By Association)!
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When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
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