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Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
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A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton
His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS
ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white
ITS YOU!!
Literally the best, amazing, beautiful person. Literally just you. Take a seat GODNESS
Person : Who are you?
You: Im "GODNESS"
No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"
Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."