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When you shit into her ass and have intercourse into it. Then you suck the pussy at the same time. You can suck and fuck all night long.
Man that was a good pussy fun time. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN
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"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"
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a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible
"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben
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When you add a friend of Face Book, then regret it OR dont pay attention to it.
-"Dude, why is Emily your friend! Shes so annoying!"
-"I know. It was just a One Time Click"
-"Good!"
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when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
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That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.
Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"
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An individual who supplies all of the alcoholic beverages for a professional or college football game party.
Hey man! Football season is approaching super fast. So, I am going to make you the Game-time Guru this year!
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