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The day you were born but nothing else important happened.
Congratulations.
I was born December 2th but no one cares.
The only day you can skip fucking school
"Are you going to school tomorrow"
No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2
The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
The smaller second breast of a Woman.
I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.
A spouse or soulmate you find after the death of one.
When my wife died I closed that chapter, then I met Marie and I really feel like she’s my chapter 2.
Tall nigga best 2k player. Might be a famous YouTuber in the future
Jayveil 2 is the goat
A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”