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Big daddy torres is a term for a short Mexican kid with big balls
when you fuck your dad when your mom is in the next room
"oooooooooooo yessssss.... shit quiet daddy mom is coming up the stairs!"
When a cross-dressing man sees himself as a father figure to a girl roughly his age, such that they could be sisters.
I met this billionaire the other day and he offered to be my daddy. But he was wearing a cocktail dress and looked like he could be my sister. So he’s my sister daddy <3 I asked him to marry me but he said no
What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna
Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!
Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!
Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?
Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.