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Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages
Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means
When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off
Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet
A hand job with a sock on your hand.
That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.
A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".
"Hey,you want to give me a frack job?"
"Sure, just let me get my hard hat."
The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
The act of masturbating while standing up.
There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".
A sexual act where the girls hands are at the bottom of the dick ,and the guy grabs her head and pushes it down on his dick repeatedly making her gag.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a T-Rex job last night.