Johnned

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.

Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”

johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.

I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.

john wattsing

The act of standing on a ladder in short shorts, with no underwear, and getting a bystander to inadvertently look at your balls.

I was John Wattsing it the other day, and got Cody to look at my balls.

John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John

John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve

john ricks

a korean with a koala bear tattoo eating golden eucalyptus and shitting out rainbows

I dropped the tab, now im john ricks'ing it

john rick

BEST GUY.

You are like a john rick

John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.

She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!