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A being that many belive in even if we all know that doesn't exists

-Hey! Do you belive in GOD?
-Wtf is that?

by Crixz June 26, 2017


God

There are many things God is: He is the creator, our savior, our redeemer, our champion, our King, our Lord, etc.

God Created you, in fact he already knew you even before you were born. God sent his son Jesus to die on the cross and save us from sin. He forgave us on that Cross, he did it for love. When he was on the cross, he was thinking about you, even though it was 2,000 years ago. He redeemed us, he made us new people, He is the King of kings and the Lord of lords. And I can assure you… There is no one else, and I mean no one else, like Him.

by Child of Love November 24, 2021


God

God is God. The true meaning of a god came from him. People wish to be him but can't.

There is only one god and your not him.
God doesn't give revenge. He gives people a reason to change and feel happy. Seek him now before you see him later, you will not regret it

God: well done faithful servant!
Child of God: in " Awe ( ゜ o ゜ ;"

by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023


God

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.

Oh my God, you smell like shit.

by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021


God

You expected a definition but it was really I DIO.

Dio is literally god man

by Dio simp March 6, 2021


God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023


God

me.

I am God.

by sydisagod December 21, 2021