OpposingFork once was travelling to find blue tomatoes for his secret bad sandwich recipe, they are very rare to find but opposingfork is very good at finding them, but this time the sky was an unusual color, it was blue dark. Usually the sky is blue because blue tomatoes get made from tomatoes and blue purple juice. This time when fork tried extracting blue purple juice, he accidentally extracted scary juice and made scary tomatoes. They are the opposite of blue tomatoes and if replaced with scary tomatoes in the bad sandwich recipe, they make OpposingSpoon's Good Sandwich! Opposingfork almost died that day. Thats why he wasnt online on 25th October 2023. This was a very scary day.
OpposingFork Scary Juice Incident, oh no opposingspoon almost killed opposingfork, this day was very worst!
To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade
Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
Something the entirety of Canada drink during the month of March in order to honor Mr. Beethoven's death.
American Girl: I'm so sad. Beethoven died so long ago. He was such a great man
Canadian Boi: Drink up some Beethoven juice. It's a respectful way to honor his death
He wanted to attend the party but he had cran juice flowing out of him.
1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge
Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."
Bigga Pineapple Juice but it has better design and better quality of taste
This nigga juice is better and taste well than that shitty Bigga Pineapple Juice.
Named after murderer O.J. Simpson, to be orange juiced means to be acquitted after half-decapitating your girlfriend, torturing her friend to death, and run from the police in your friend's bronco.
"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of California." - Norm Macdonald upon hearing of O.J. being orange juiced