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To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.
"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."
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A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.
pork rinds taste like monkey poo.
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To poke out stuff you eat at lunch AKA bad lunch
dude i got to toss the lunch monkey
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A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white
Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey
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The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!
-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!
-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!
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A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"
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