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The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
Oral sex performed by someone with braces.
While trying to straighten her teeth, Susan gave awesome Grill Jobs.
Most rappers give Gill Jobs.
To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.
Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!
You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.
"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."
When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.
Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?
Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.
Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.
The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.