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Rod Blagojevich's failed appeal to the Illinois State Senate
Nice try Rod, but we see through your Serbian Jew Double Bluff
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The doublebabycocksmash, first orginating from the diddykonggroundpound, has evolutionized into the 21st century as a sexual manuver in which a males double babies,or testacles, hit onto the females vagina, followed closely by a cock smash that sends the female into a instant orgasm lasting longer than any other known.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.
Louie can't hang out with us tonight, he's with Kelsey showing her the Double Baby Cock Smash.
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Just like the Boston Shot glass: where a bloke jizz's into two shot glasses and one is inserted in her vagina and the other shot glass is inserted into the arsehole of your partner.
G: Hey Bakes, I gave your grand mother a double boston shot glass.
B: Really?
G: Yeah! I didn't know she could say cheers.
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Nathan Fillion uses the phrase Full On Double Rainbow, which builds on his creative use of Double Rainbow, only it's more intense.
It means that which is:
•fully ecstatically wondrous
•beyond joyfully amazing
•intensely orgasmically blissful
Here are some usage examples for Full On Double Rainbow. (For more examples, see the Twitter page belonging to NathanFillion:)
Nathan Fillion, on his Twitter page, kindly acknowledged my entry work defining his recommendation of the new "in" phrase: "Double Rainbow" on Urban Dictionary! He said it is "Full on." Thank you, Nathan. You are so Full On Double Rainbow!
The TV shows Castle and Firefly are so intense, they are Full On Double Rainbow!.
Serenity, the feature film starring Nathan Fillion, is so vivid, it's Full On Double Rainbow!
Nathan Fillion is so awesomely spectacular, sexyhotmessgorgeous, and brilliantly talented, his fame is sweeping across the nation, and over all the world! Nathan Fillion is Full On Double Rainbow!
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When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt
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Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
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