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4 inches.
4 inches is more than enough.
Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!
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The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.
Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"
Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"
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A Car/Van type contraption built by Chrysler also known as a PT Cruiser.
Homosexual 1: ooohhhhhhhh look at that riiiiddeee
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that
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A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.
"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."
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One who owns and operates many penis faces, sees George Bush II
Dude, stop being such a penis face tycoon.
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I am a penis face tycoon.
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to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night
I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight
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when someone has a huge penis
wow that's a huge penis mike
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