When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.
a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.
"let's go to the buffet to poop max"